THE KILL LIST HATE & NICE MAIL
Why AOL Is So Crap
A.O.L - Arsehole online, we hate that cheap fucking thing, cuts Billy offline every 10 minutes, makes him sick! Just beacause Americans are such lazy basterds who sit around eating all the time, dosn't mean that their internet has to be so crap. We bet it cuts of every minute because they go get a Mcdonalds! Andrew is so fucking sick of it, and so is billy, it has to stop!
A.O.L is officialy on our kill list!
-Written by Billy
Why Maths Is So Crap
Agghhhhhh! We both hate maths, and what makes it even worse, we have a teacher who looks like Edna fucking Mole from the Incredibles. Miss Arnold they call her, and my god, is she a bitch. She makes Andrew sit on his own, on a small table, and shouts at Billy for being a rebel. She is most defenlty on our kill list, and she will never get off it! Billy wishes maths would crawl up into Gregs little testical and some African eat it, not that he hate's Africans or anything he just hates bloody math.
-Written by Andrew and Billy
Why England Is Crap And Why America Is So Much Crapper
Billy and Andrew, both come from England. They love England and are not traitors, but England is a shit hole, exspecially when you go on holiday, it seems so much shitter. But then, comes America, oh my god, America. Andrew hates America, Billy hates America, WE ALL HATE AMERICA. Even this German/American we met at school, I dont think he hates America, but he hates Bush, defently. But he loves Greg's, even though we doubt he has one!
-Written by Andrew
Dead People Who Still Make Moeny
I hate rich people that die and still make money. Is it possible I hear you say. Yes it fucking is wanker.(Walt) Disney has proved it, 2pac has proved it, Gregs gonna prove it. There is a endless list.
-Written by Billy
Little Twatish Kids
There is allways a bunch of little twatish kids that live near you and start on you but they are pussys and young but when they piss you off to much you turn around and do stuff back they run off to there dads screaming "I'll get my dad on you" or "Im telling daddy". Who gives a fuck if your telling your dad? Whats he gonna do hit me and get put in prison. Why not have something good like "I will get my fat mechanical shit eating cat on you". Then maybe, just maybe it will be the slightest bit scary!
-Written by Billy
